USB-Powered Chainsaw, Perfect For the Office
By Jared Newman

Looking at this USB-powered chainsaw, my first reaction — aside from utter shock — is that it can’t be real. But there’s the product page, with its own domain name and pre-order system, ready to take your money. The i.Saw uses “state of the art ergonomics” and “precision saw chains” for the best cut possible. Weighing in at 8.2 pounds, it’s perfect for all those times where you need to mercilessly slice something near the computer, perhaps to fix a wobbly chair leg or vent your frustrations when Windows locks up. It’ll be available for $60 in September, but something tells me you should wait for the initial reviews. [i.Saw via Wired]