iTamtam Stool Docks Your iPod and Your Ass

We’ve seen a lot of dumb iPod docks and accessories in our day, but this one has got to be the bottom of the stack. The Branex iTamtam (stupid name meet stupid product) is a stool with built-in iPod dock. Yes, a stool that you sit on and attempt to make out the muffled musical notes trying desperately to escape the massive cheeks that stifle them.

If it matters, the stool features an array of four 1.5-inch tweeters and one 5.25-inch woofer. It boasts 70 Watts of sack-thumping power and is compatible with iPods and iPhones. It also connects to other media players via a 3.5mm jack.

Maybe the ladies could find a use for this one but, then again, a vibrator would be much more practical since the retail price is $570. Yes, nearly $600 for incomprehensible ass music. Even if you don’t sit on it, a speaker pointed directly at the ceiling isn’t exactly a savvy product. On the plus side, it will come in several colors including pink, blue and orange. Should be a hit. [ipodnn via Slippery Brick]