Best Non-Apple Apple Concept Ever: The iTitBy Chris Weiss
Yes, you read correctly: it’s the iTit. No matter how magical that Apple pretends its products are, they’ll never quite have the mesmerizingly magical power of the most simple and primal of basics: a good pair of knockers. However, that’s not stopping designers Mostafa Tohidifar & David Abbasi from trying to bottle a little of that breast magic and package it in an optical mouse.
Not trying to hide the fact that it takes inspiration from men’s favorite female body parts, the iTit is anatomically correct right down to the nipple, which serves as a joystick. Your workday should definitely be a little better when you’re navigating your computer with a nipple. There’s no indication of whether it gets harder and larger the more you stimulate navigate with it, but we sure hope so.
Even if this optical mouse never sees production, we hope the name iTit is here to stay. [via Yanko]